Fine sam. Is this what you wanted??? Memes??? You wanted memes???? Fine. Here’s your fucking meme.
Today I learned that Keanu Reeves developed a "mag flip" technique for reloading a gun that is now being adopted by competition shooters and actual soldiers.
Basically he just kinda twists the gun hard enough that the magazine flies out on its own so he can put a new one in faster.
I just thought it was crazy that an actor developed a viable combat technique.
The director of John Wick confirmed that Keanu came up with this independently and a popular firearms YouTuber said he saw competition shooters and military friends practicing this. So I would say this is accurate with a medium level of confidence.
ashton who hasn't seen dorian in weeks, looking at him in this scry bowl and saying HEY. HEY WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE THAT'S ONE OF OURS. WHY'S HE THERE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. THAT ONE'S OURS GIVE HIM BACK. WHAT THE FUCK.
and they're SO valid for it
I lost my father when I was 10, I don't have any brothers, and Ken Burns never wrote me back. So, I'm not getting married without you there to walk me down the aisle.
leslie knope & ron swanson in
PARKS AND RECREATION (2009-2015)
↳ requested by @whats-a-terrarium
team wildemount: getting fucked by someone they've grown close to ;)
team issylra: getting fucked by someone they've grown close to :(
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![[Taliesin Jaffe as Ashton Greymoore]: Nothing that I haven't.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/44888fc86f8522f60e9e5a7b18d70e1e/d574b810654c33ff-73/s400x600/42020226e2d9c4cfb15a3bf5cefec8c227572087.gifv)
![[Ashton]: I think we’re all going to have some nightmares before this is over.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d06d4cf61b07ac66d10bf5dbac5cf0f5/d574b810654c33ff-4b/s400x600/ad27e5e520a0c6fc05528416e9d681078a0572a9.gifv)
![[Laudna]: I'm weak.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1517909b08c7136af8b8ae483d9853bd/d574b810654c33ff-50/s400x600/4a52a139ca5ce7d18b81aec0059899e07b434e23.gifv)
![[Ashton]: No, you're just hurt.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/09c9615a6bc6f6abd43c1069c7b71530/d574b810654c33ff-93/s400x600/b251975fd634529a301d5261bab510652603da84.gifv)
![[Marisha, narrating]: She just cries in his shoulder.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2feabfcfa1120136850c6e9b7cdbb0fa/d574b810654c33ff-70/s400x600/4384ee55f686d5f9e2ad7c56dcf56df5fa43d308.gifv)
